1.Money is not the problem,the problem is money!钱不是问题，问题是没钱!2.Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk,but also maybe the panda...
很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。2．how are you ?
对话一：History 历史Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault.
我家 dad (爸爸)，脾气 bad (坏)，让我 sad (伤心难过)。有只 cat (猫咪)，非常 fat (肥胖)，专吃 rat (鼠)。放下 plate (盘子)，赶到 gate (门口)，已经 late (晚了)。
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
孙悟空与铁扇公主话不投机，非但借扇未遂，反被那芭蕉扇一阵狂风从翠云山扇至小须弥山，悟空省起此山乃是灵吉菩萨道场，万般无奈下只得向灵吉菩萨寻求破风法宝，灵吉笑道:“大圣莫急，贫僧有一法宝，任凭狂风乱作，也可保你纹丝不动.” 悟空纳闷道:“是定风珠么?”
