1.Money is not the problem,the problem is money!钱不是问题,问题是没钱!2.Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk,but also maybe the panda...
很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”,不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑,中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备,下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语,看的时候一定要坐稳喽!1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿。2.how are you ?
对话一:History 历史Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault.
我家 dad (爸爸),脾气 bad (坏),让我 sad (伤心难过)。有只 cat (猫咪),非常 fat (肥胖),专吃 rat (鼠)。放下 plate (盘子),赶到 gate (门口),已经 late (晚了)。
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
孙悟空与铁扇公主话不投机,非但借扇未遂,反被那芭蕉扇一阵狂风从翠云山扇至小须弥山,悟空省起此山乃是灵吉菩萨道场,万般无奈下只得向灵吉菩萨寻求破风法宝,灵吉笑道:“大圣莫急,贫僧有一法宝,任凭狂风乱作,也可保你纹丝不动.” 悟空纳闷道:“是定风珠么?”