1.The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?
1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
If your Chinese name is “诗婷”，you’d better find an English name for you when you study or travel abroad because you do not want to be called shiting.
学习英语要注意利用各种途径来锻炼自己的听说读写，其中看英语笑话不失为一种既有趣又有效的方法。今天我们就通过一个有趣的小笑话来学英语、记单词。原文：A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents.
A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St.
1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
round1round2一个澳大利亚人去纽约，过马路时没注意差点撞上一个开出租车的美国司机。美国司机愤怒的探出车窗说：‘Areyou coming here to die?'澳大利亚人听到乡音后高兴的说：‘No, I came here yestaday.'因为澳大利亚口音中to
1.Improvement（进步）有一天小歪和小花放学一起走路回家，小花问小歪: "How are your English lessons coming along?"（你的英语最近学的怎么样?）小歪骄傲地说："Fine.
用“beans(豆子)”造句A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl.
