今天小谷的好基友小胖发来贺（bao）电（yuan）跟我比叨逼叨一下午小胖5天前刚和谈了一年的女友结婚心里满满都是对未来美好生活的憧憬以下小胖亲述我老婆很爱我结婚几天每天都下厨亲自做一日三餐但是﹀﹀﹀第 一 天老婆起了个大早给我和爸妈做早餐说要蒸包子吃，健康我：老婆，你这个是包子啊
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men.They are far superior and always have been.Whatever you give a woman， she will make greater.If you give her sperm， she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house， she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries， she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile， she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So， if you give her any crap， be ready to receive a ton of ***!
