1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
想看懂英语冷笑话，首先你需要WiFiO(∩_∩)O~洋葱弟弟：大家干嘛看到我就要哭呢:(？你爸最近压力很大！(压力能大到把石头变钻石也是蛮不错的啊～身价倍增)薯条先生说他今天累翻了，确定不是被炸到翻了吗？(注：fried 炸、I'm fried.
成都朗阁教育，十六年专注雅思考试培训、托福考试培训，西南地区雅思官方唯一金级合作伙伴，唯一雅思双保分培训机构。1.Thank you to allmy fans.感谢我所有的粉丝。电扇还是粉丝电扇还是粉丝笑点解析：fan既有“粉丝”的意思，又有“电扇”的意思。2.
1.Improvement（进步）有一天小歪和小花放学一起走路回家，小花问小歪: "How are your English lessons coming along?"（你的英语最近学的怎么样?）小歪骄傲地说："Fine.
有人说，理科枯燥无聊，那是因为没有找到其中的乐趣，之前分享了理科生才能看懂的段子，今天继续分享国外版学过理科的人才能看懂的冷笑话，不过要看懂不仅需要理科知识，还需要英语知识哦，一起来看看你能看懂几个吧？1.
A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St.
1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
用“beans(豆子)”造句A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl.
There is a saying: Yesterday is history， tomorrow is a mystery， but today is a gift. That is why it is called “present”.
