很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气，其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”，只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语，还怕你的英语无趣吗？Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St.
我家 dad (爸爸)，脾气 bad (坏)，让我 sad (伤心难过)。有只 cat (猫咪)，非常 fat (肥胖)，专吃 rat (鼠)。放下 plate (盘子)，赶到 gate (门口)，已经 late (晚了)。
1.Money is not the problem,the problem is money!钱不是问题，问题是没钱!2.Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk,but also maybe the panda...
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很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。2．how are you ?
Big Head“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Don't listen to them.
用“beans(豆子)”造句A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl.
有人给我留言“我觉得教那些专业术语，和名词的外语读物是没啥用的，背生僻词汇有毛用，还是教语法的实用性强一些”。简单说说我对语法、词汇的想法。语法好比框架，我们把动词、名词、形容词等按照规则放在里面，这就会是一句正确的话了。
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
